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cosmicspearFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
You are doing JACK FUCKING SHIT to help the image of the products and services you're trying to market by forcing people who just want to have something on in the background to hear 30 seconds of non-audio balanced plugs for random bullshit every 5 minutes or so. If anything you're just associating them with that annoyance.
I know you idiots failed upward so hard you forgot to learn what human beings actually goddamn like and will get more money than most of us will ever see even as your moronic decisions run the companies you work for into the ground, but would it kill you to figure out how to do your jobs for once?
(Wouldn't be surprised if the answer is yes.)
Every time something I'm watching gets interrupted mid-goddamn-word by a disembodied voice screaming about cheese snacks or some such bullshit, my reaction is to start hating the cheese snacks in question. I don't think I'm alone in this, either.
Oh yeah, and it also makes the platform less useful because if you have a video you were watching that you left and want to pick up again from where you were, now you have to wait for the ads to shut the fuck up before you can skip ahead.
Not that you care, of course. Not like making everyone hate things for no reason's gonna stop you from being able to buy your yachts, after all.
You are doing JACK FUCKING SHIT to help the image of the products and services you're trying to market by forcing people who just want to have something on in the background to hear 30 seconds of non-audio balanced plugs for random bullshit every 5 minutes or so. If anything you're just associating them with that annoyance.
I know you idiots failed upward so hard you forgot to learn what human beings actually goddamn like and will get more money than most of us will ever see even as your moronic decisions run the companies you work for into the ground, but would it kill you to figure out how to do your jobs for once?
(Wouldn't be surprised if the answer is yes.)
Every time something I'm watching gets interrupted mid-goddamn-word by a disembodied voice screaming about cheese snacks or some such bullshit, my reaction is to start hating the cheese snacks in question. I don't think I'm alone in this, either.
Oh yeah, and it also makes the platform less useful because if you have a video you were watching that you left and want to pick up again from where you were, now you have to wait for the ads to shut the fuck up before you can skip ahead.
Not that you care, of course. Not like making everyone hate things for no reason's gonna stop you from being able to buy your yachts, after all.
